“How’s the weather?”
“Beautiful blue skies.”
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“Could be five. Frankly, four has been a disaster.”
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“I made a deal with God — tremendous deal, maybe the best deal ever made — and I said, ‘Make it blue.’ He did. You’re welcome.”
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